Feeling awash in connections? Underwater with a number of dates? Social life raining good karma? Then perhaps we're not the place for you. Although, if you're having a dry spell this might be the oasis you've been seeking. We've rounded up the best of last week's Missed Connections, so put on your rain suit and take a look...

MC with the F'ing SUN!

Rain is good. It fills our lakes, rivers and aquifers. It makes things green and grows stuff. But I need the July sun. This is getting ridiculous. Austin reached its annual average rainfall amount today and the year is barely half over. Please sun, come back.

Amen, but when we're talking about how hot it's become please don't mention this to us.

You Said you would give me 10$ to show my Boobs - w4m

i was the blonde "milf" as you said at the mall. you still interested in seeing? * Location: milfville

Is that all it takes these days!? Geez. When the milf craze hit we thought it was supposed to be a challenge. Perhaps that's what cougars are for, who knows, we can't keep up.

you were'nt there but - m4w

I came over and you were'nt there but your mom let me inside , so I went upstairs and took your panties =)

Dammit! We wondered where they went. All our gettin' laid lacy numbers are gone. Bring 'em back our you aren't getting any!

To my costumer...

I know this is un-ethical and very un-professional but I have had too much wine and I think you are cute. You come every night (?) for your wine...and other groceries too, but you come for your wine and I almost always make a comment about you buying wine. Do you drink because you are lonely?...like me?

Ok, obviously,I have had too much wine, that is why I am writing this, so please do not take seriously or should you?

I work at a health food store and work some evenings. I think you are interesting and I have always wanted to ask what is that you do for work.I think you are cute. And if you read this and know who I am, please do not say anything to me or I will blush to death. You are kind of short and mature, definetly older. Yes!

Rahodeb, is that you?! Talking about how slutty the Wild Oats honeys are isn't going to get you the right-wing merger vote. Quit making up stories about clerks wanting you, we really don't want to live out your fantasies!

Missed connection between my girlie parts and your manly parts - w4m

So yeah...last night was fun. Too bad our clothes were still on! :P

Let's do it again sometime. Only, the clothes don't come off until we get to know one another a tad more. Besides, I do feel insecure and all...

One thing though- I'm totally diggin' on your personality. Its when I'm with you, everything else doesn't even matter.

Let's hope that his manly parts aren't in any legal trouble for trying to get with your girlie parts. They're pretty strict on that statutory charge around these parts.

Kayak-er on 360 Hitching a ride - w4m

Realized a bit too late you were hitching a ride while hiding from the rain under your kayak. Hope you made it home okay and not too soaked.

I know it's been wet lately, but geez. Having to carry a kayak around just in case is fairly extreme. We would have stopped and picked you up but the kayak just wouldn't fit in the Prius.

thunderclouds gal today on burnet, (rat traps)...... - m4w

i forgot to tell you to be really careful when you set them down!!!!!!!!! i hope you did not snap your fingers. dammit i'm sorry. i've made that mistake before when i first started my job and it hurts.

* Location: austin-burnet road

If they're running a special on the greasy dark meat "turkey" sandwiches next week we'd pass.

Alluring librarian (Sat. night) - m4w

...ok...not librarian... teacher. Just wanted to say that dancing salsa with you naked (ok... with a g-string and shoes) was quite an experience! I'd love to do it again.

We knew that teachers got wild over the summer but we didn't know it was that wild. I guess we're going to have to start trolling Teacher Heaven.

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.