I Know Who Killed Me: Oh LiLo, you are such a desperate mess. Shouldn’t the name of this movie be “I Know Who Killed My Career – Me!” There is a joke here somewhere about Lohan portraying a stripper, but we can’t quite put our finger on it….

No Reservations: Yes, Hollywood has absolutely no reservations about continuing to make trite, cliché rom-coms. This one is about two chefs and (GASP!) one of them is a woman. Food is so hot right now, even if a woman is cooking it!

Rescue Dawn: Last fall at the Austin Film Festival , we missed Werner Herzog’s acclaimed dramatic true story of three Americans captured by Laotian soldiers pre-Vietnam because we were watching a dumb hyped-up movie at the Bob Bullock about some president being killed. We regret it. Do as we say, not as we do! Go see this film.

Sunshine: On my shoulder, makes me happy! Okay, so maybe you don’t want sunshine on your shoulder. Maybe you prefer it on your face! In that case, maybe you would like to be strapped to a bomb headed towards the sun. This one looks very pretty and absolutely preposterous.

Ten Canoes: Breaking News! The Dobie Cinema has just been overtaken by anthropology students claiming their territorial rights to the Egyptian mummy theater. In all seriousness, Australia has so much more to offer than hatred spewing alcoholics. Proof: this movie.

The Simpsons Movie: Mmmm, beer. Mmmm, donuts. Mmmm, pet pig?

Who’s Your Caddy?: Step One - Rent Caddyshack. Step Two - Imagine that Rodney Dangerfield is a modern-day rapper named C-Note. Step Three – revel in the fact that you just saved about four bucks. Tah-Dah!