Craigslist: Missed Connections

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As we ease further into the dog days of summer we keep trying to find ways to make new connections. Unfortunately we keep failing, probably because we end up at the same place every time. Hopefully you're working a little harder than we have been. Luckily for us we have Missed Connections. Luckily for you we're here to sift through and find the best of last week's Missed Connections...

Elvis impersonator spotted - Austin - w4m

I saw you walking out of the ACC main building on Rio Grande at 1:30pm on Saturday. You: white leisure suit with gold applique and colorful rhinestones, red satin bell bottom insets, stylin' gold aviator glasses, larger-than-life black pompadour. Me: almost swerved into a tree. * Location: ACC Rio Grande

No one ever said that ACC wasn't a first rate institution. They're the finest location in town for impersonator and clown training. Professor Presley is a highly sought after educator! Show some respect and bring him some water and scarves.

Harry... - w4m - 20

You've been by my side for ten years. Thanks for letting your life be an open book. I'll miss reading it-- Good luck with Voldy * Location: BookPeople

We know that we say this a lot, but... Seriously!! Look, here's the deal, it's not too late, you're young and you can change. Let's not cry over the thing, it's not like it's THE Trilogy or anything, it's just a book. Go meet someone and it will all be okay.

church today - m4w - 20

I sat next to you at church today. I don't know you, but you were crying.

I lost my grandmother earlier this week, hope everything turns out well for you.

Holy jeebus. You're trying to hook up with a girl at church that's obviously in a very emotional state. Wow. We have a name for that, but we won't mention it here lest the devil himself were to show himself. Nice, though, really nice. 100% class.

to the guy playing guitar i randomly made out with sunday - w4m - 21

you were pretty cute. and for the record, you were the only one i made out with that night.

What's the deal with chicks making out with random guitar players and then later pretending they're not sluts. Seriously girls, it's cool, just admit it. There's nothing wrong with it, just be who you are. We support your slutdom, and we're taking guitar lessons.

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.

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