News Bits: Gettin' Hypothetical
- How much flesh would a woodchuck eat if a woodchuck were totally rabid?
- Why would anybody veto children's health?
- What does CNN think of Austin? (Okay, that's not so hypothetical.)
- How much property would a president block if a president could block property?
- What do you mean, benchmarks don't alleviate fear?
- How much money would a little dog eat if a little dog could eat money? (Given the decline of the dollar, maybe that dog was on the right track...)
- Why did Texas let Delaware pioneer barbecue ice cream?
- Where were we when they swore in a new secretary of state yesterday?
- What's the best way to save our children from Satan?
- How long before hypotheticals get annoying?
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