I am really sorry. I don't know what I was thinking. I really should have started my own website to do this instead. The FEC can kiss my ass, respectfully of course, because I was just sharing my feelings. I don't think that is illegal. It's not my fault I was born with a small package and have to get my jollies defending myself to inflate my big ego, I can't go around yelling at store employees all day can I? So what if my haircut sucks, I could buy and sell your little mom and pop grocery store in my sleep. Wal Mart is next, so just watch out! You think I care about food, and living wages, and the environment?! Screw that crap, I want the cash. I want to swim in it like uncle scrooge. Come to think of it, I do kind of look like him. But my point here is I'm sorry. Sorry I got caught. Now my shareholders and board know that I have s-loads of time on my hands to be screwing off and not helping the company at all. I think that's horrible and should have never have happened.

i think it's like this, everyone. because sometimes, there's a man.

Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: No you're not wrong.
Walter Sobchak: Am I wrong?
The Dude: You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole.
Walter Sobchak: All right then.