Craigslist: Missed Connections
Ready to make some connections and get into the summer swing? Grab the lawn chairs and fill up the coolers, the sun is out and it's time to take advantage of the Texas summer. We know that you're busy, so we're working hard to find the best of last week's Missed Connections...
To the girl whose ass I slapped at Beauty Bar - m4w
This is more of a connection that should've gone missed, the connection of my hand and your ass. Really though, I was already in black out mode (aka way too wasted) and I just wanted you to know I feel bad for doing that. I'm not really like that, and I just felt really comfortable around you after talking to you and I assure you it was purely innocent in my mind. I was too wasted to even consider what I was doing. I'm sorry though. I'll buy you a drink free of ass harassment to make up for it.P.S. Next time can you be drinking whiskey? The vodka tonic you threw on me isn't exactly my drink :)
That happened to us once, unfortunately it was a fire breather. We miss that jacket, oh, and our hair.
to the amazing guy that was laying in my bed this morning... - w4m
i wish you would have gotten up sooner this morning so we could have chilled for a while before you had to go to work. i cant wait till you get back to the house, baby... so, im just gonna smoke a bowl and work on my lastest project to kill the time. kisses. D
Oooh, he scored a real go getter there. At least wash the sheets and take a shower or something. Geez.
Please stop hiring cute boys. I'm running out of money. Thank you. * Location: Domain
We wouldn't know because we don't go there. Not because we're too snooty, but because we can't afford any of the stores in that place.
You rocked my world on Friday night
But after thinking about it SOBER, We are NOT compatible, it was just purely physical!
RE: You rocked my world on Friday night - m4w
...then stop calling me! And you smelled a little funny down there. You might want to get that checked out.
you: the best i've had. the chemistry was insane. then you ruined it by behaving like a jackass. i'd never admit it out loud. but i kind of miss you. * Location: shame city
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
