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J. Tillman at the Mohawk - Giveaway
The rain has gone away, for now, and it's time to get out and make some new connections. Although it appears that a little wet weather hasn't stopped anyone from at least missing a connection. Hopefully now that the sun is shining it will make us all a lot happier, and we're really tired of talking about rain anyway. To give you a head start we've collected the best of last week's Missed Connections...
You - puking out of limo. Me - swerving behind you. Your chocolate puke really turned me on. Let's get together and make some brownies... *Location: Mopac
If you were able to determine the consistency of the puke we're not sure we want to know how close you were driving. Everyone on MoPac is always in a hurry to get somewhere. If we had been stuck behind the prom limo from hell we would have probably slowed down a bit.
Melody, I forgave you when it happened... - m4w
If you'd only squeezed a bit more gently, the mess might have been less! I laughed about it even then. Hope my teasing about it wasn't too much, it was meant in jest. The Banana drink was quite good, btw!
Dude. PLEASE tell us you're talking about the toothpaste. Please!!!
Red Crocs at Einstein Bagels - w4m
You were tall with dark hair and aviator glasses wearing red crocs. I saw you and thought you were gorgeous but you were with a girl and I didn't know if that was your girlfriend or not. I'd like to get to know you. If you are interested give me a call.
Trust us, crocs are a sure sign that he was already taken or just doesn't care. Those things are hideous. Either way, move on. And don't be so desperate. Seriously.
Having sex with you is like the best fireworks! * Location: On the floor, table,bed&desk
Oh no. College flashbacks. Please don't tell us you did it on our bed. Come on! That's just rude. You better get to cleaning that kitchen or we're never coming over for dinner again.
...been awhile since a man's - w4m
...hands have touched me in any way...and this is such a silly thing for me to be posting 'cause I doubt you'll read this and if you do, well then I'll probably be really embarrassed if you ever say anything to me about it, but here goes. In casual passing today at work, you jokingly said move your ass, so I moved it to the side to block the doorway you were getting ready to go out. Next thing I know, you're grabbing my ass. WOW, you totally made my day!!!! Welp, part of my fantasy has come true. And I know that's as far as it will ever go, because we work together.
Good to see that sexual harassment is still alive and kindly accepted in the workplace. We keep telling our co-workers that it's "cool." but no one ever listens. Hear that folks?! We're bringing it back!
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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