Rain, rain, go away, we need to mow the lawn someday?! Aww, who are we kidding.
We weren't going to mow it anyway, thank goodness the rain gave us a great excuse. There's way too much internet to surf and music to be heard to be working. Although we would like to go back outdoors at some point. Until then we'll just keep searching CL to bring you the best of last week's Missed Connections...

G-String Bicycle Rider

This is a little late, but last week, I saw some guy riding his bicycle down lamar wearing nothing but a white g-string at around 4pm. I'm not sure if he had shoes on. The only thing I could think of was "I hope to god he's got a lot of sunscreen on". But this guy was obviously a pro. No sunburns to be seen. Now, I'm not talking about leslie or someone who even looks a little weird. This guy looked like a very conservative clean cut fellow, other than the fact that he was almost naked. What are the nudity laws in Austin? Does anyone know the scoop on the guy I'm talking about? I'm sure someone else must have noticed Thanks! * Location: Lamar blvd

Austin, Texas. Live Nude/Thong Bicycle Capital of the World. True story.

#3 bus route, fohawk. - m4m - 20

I saw you on the 3 bus route heading north for the past two days. Today you sat in the middle facing the exit door. Your nose is pierced on the right side, you have some awesome looking tattoes. Your eyes looked an amazing light blue gray color. hit me up.

Seriously? A dude with a piercing and a fauxhawk on the bus?! That's like 1/4 of Austin. There's 3 of them just here in our office. You're going to need to give a little bit more info. Seriously.

Is a 3-way in the cards for us?

Wife and I have talked about it. She thinks you'd be game if we proposed it. I fantasize about you joining us. Do you do the same?

Well. That's embarrassing. :-( We just called, like, everyone we know. Apparently they weren't talking about us. Sigh. Well, you still have a chance. Get on the horn and check it out. Good luck!

missed connection with safety

You asked if this was me and it is. Thought we were supposed to be safe. You are having unprotected sex and swallowing cum, among lots of nasty other things. Nice. You are going to do whatever you want. Guess what? So am I! Hope we don't catch anything! You are way more at risk than I am. Have fun you cheap slut.

Always remember to rubber up kids. If you think they're hunky, cover your monkey. Be sure and pick up your Austinist Brand Condoms at the next event. The ones with MO's face on them are 1/2 off.

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.