News Bits!
- Did you ever hear the joke about Nuns on a Bicycle? How about the traveller at the Ayr hostel?
- When you get an F because you forgot to study for your final exam, go ahead and sue your school. It's the American way.
- Taco Bell High should teach students about the real magic ingredients in the beans...or the sour cream...or the guacamole...
- Sounds like someone dug a really deep hole under Oklahoma. They found China!
- Obesity has its advantages.
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