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News Bits!
- Get your trans-fats now: Mayor Mike for Prez!
- Some Chinese toys are made with lead paint. Global capitalism's free-wheelin' ways still look good to you?
- What do you get when a Texas priest drives his truck into a restaurant? Not much but a sort of sad news story.
- Wal-Mart gets into the banking business. Pretty soon that Costco-town scene in "Idiocracy" won't be too much of a stretch.
- Hil and Bill = Tony and Carmela?
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