Learning the Foot Fist Way with Patton Oswalt

Go ahead and order that failure bowl at KFC and dig in with your spork of sadness, it might be the only thing that will smother the despair that will come with missing Patton Oswalt present Ratatouille tonight at the Alamo. That’s right kids, it’s sold out. In fact, it was sold out last Thursday. You will just have to wait until June 29th for your yearly dose of Pixar magic and Brad Bird brilliance.

But wait! Don’t give up on your comedic dreams just yet; there are still tickets available for the sneak peek of The Foot Fist Way at the Alamo South Lamar, which is also being presented by none other than Patton Oswalt. Score! Unlike the early evening animated presentation, this screening will NOT feature the family friendly Oswalt (i.e. your little precious ones are not invited.) Also, Oswalt will not be on the screen, in body or voice-over form. He actually had nothing to do with the filming or production of The Foot Fist Way, but wants you to come and geek out with him over this new wacky comedy about a tae kwon do instructor whose life spins radically out of control after his wife cheats on him. Apparently, hundreds of people have already peed in their pants while watching this film after fists of laughter pounded their bladders into defeat, so you may want to bring some extra undies and a plastic cover for your seat (you know, out of respect to the Alamo.)

The Foot Fist Way screened at Sundance last year and has been picked up by Will Ferrell and Adam McKay for release next year, but you can be one of the first to experience this sure-to-be breakout hit a la Napoleon Dynamite, only with more zaniness and less mouth breathing. You can reserve your seat by purchasing a $10 food and beverage ticket, but the screening itself is free, and we know that you were going to spend at least ten bucks on beer tonight anyway, and you might as well make your money count. So, in review, you get to hang out with one of the funniest comedians on the planet and see a kick ass comedy before anyone else gets to see it while drinking beer; what more could you want? Did we mention that the screening is FREE?

Patton Oswalt presents The Foot Fist Way
Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
Monday, June 11
10:00pm
$10 (food and beverage voucher)
[Tickets]


Photo courtesy of Patton Oswalt's myspace page