News Bits: Singing in the Rain

- 30 seconds on American Idol are worth more than you will ever be. (Also, the girl won. Apologies to those who Tivoed the finale to watch later. Actually, we don't apologize -- we recommend getting a life, instead.)
- Veganism kills (sometimes), so make your own burgers this Memorial Day weekend.
- We're not sure if anyone would want to eat these creatures from the abyss, but the dumbo octopus is totally the Nabaztag of the deep sea.
- Japan wants to halve emissions; Bush and the Senate want to halve guest worker permits. Half of U.S. unable to feign surprise about either.
- DIY Caesarean on your neighbor never a good idea. Wait until after birth to adopt.
- Naperville, IL soon to be enhanced by dozens of fake burritos. Is a queso hunt next?
- There's a 50/50 chance of it raining on your Memorial Day Parade, so get your drinks at the drive-thru. But please don't actually start sipping till you get home. For real. (And for all you lake lovers out there, drunk boating and drunk swimming are also not great ideas. Be careful, seriously.)
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