News Bits!

- Charles Manson, up for parole again. Good luck with that one.
- The cruel, cruel FDA just approved a Pill that eliminates menstrual periods altogether. What will poor male standup comics have left to joke about?
- US Muslims are well-assimilated, middle-class Democrats. Hear that, Hannity?
- What's scarier than mere sharks? Shark virgin births.
- Some show is ending its season tonight, or something.
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