Criagslist: Missed Connection

One can certainly gauge the amount of fun happening in Austin by the number of Missed Connections on Craigslist. If the sheer number of posts this past week is any indication then everyone was certainly living it up last week. For us that means more work, for you it means much better reading. We've combed the depths of last week's Missed Connections to find the best just for you...

Did anyone see me yesterday? - m4w

Did anyone see me in Cedar Park yesterday? I was right there. If you didn't see me yesterday, watch for me today, I will be there.

We live fairly north ourselves, sorry Shilli, so we really shouldn't talk. But no one is looking for anyone or anything in Cedar Park. Well, besides Saccones, and that's even further north technically. So seriously, get a grip on reality.

Drunk who dropped his Harley!

Hey dumbass, it was really amusing to watch you jump on your $20k Road King, rev your engine really high, release the clutch too fast, watch your head snap back like a whip, and drop your Harley in the knoll of the Four Seasons parking lot. What might have been funnier is watching you two drunks pick up the bike so that you could do a victory lap around the parking lot, almost hitting several parked cars.
Fucking idiot, go back to Arkansas.

Don't get us started on the middle aged dudes on bikes. What's up Tim Allen? Good to see they were keeping it real. The Four Seasons, where all bad ass bikers hang out. Too bad he didn't end up dropping it in the lake.

wine in hand

you, driving a tahoe with a full glass of wine in hand while your kids are in the back seat. me, flipping you the bird and calling the police. wanna have lunch? * Location: westlake

All SUV's in Westlake are actually fitted with white wine dispensers. How do we know it's white wine? We just do. Mommy drinks so she doesn't have to hear the children screaming.

something's missing - w4m

I guess you forgot that you drove last night… or maybe you didn't care. Anyways...I enjoyed the first 5 or so blocks of my walk this morning.

How many times have we "time warped" home only to find out we left someone behind. Or been on the opposite end and ended up crawling home. Whew, they're both surprising the next day, it's like a couch lottery.

if he isn't calling or emailing

to apologize for being a dick or telling you he made a mistake, he's not into you. you need to move on, date other guys and find someone that will not only call you, but actually treat you like the amazing, beautiful woman you are. speaking from experience here. trust me, in a few weeks, you'll forget he ever existed.

Thanks a lot, my cellie breaks for a few days and now my lady dumps me. Thanks for the unsolicited advice.

I smiled at you recently - m4w

This message is for a lot of girls out there. The main reason I get out of bed is to be 'that guy' for someone I may not even know. I'm not scandalous, I just know how having someone attractive smile at you can make your whole day... So I try to be every girl I see's hero. So to you out there; at the gas station, at the grocery store, at school or at work.... Whenever you need some cheering up, I'll be out there somewhere.

Girls, you might already know this gentlemen as Mr. Creepy Stalker. I don't think smiling at ladies while leering at their breasts is really "making their day." Next thing we know you'll be telling yourself that asking them to dance and then groping them is going to really cheer them up. "Ssuurrrrreee it is." You keep working on that all the way to jail.

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.

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