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News Bits!
- Fire ravages Griffith Park in L.A.; city councilman compares fire to Mick Jagger. Things really are different out there.
- The five-second rule, explained.
- Way fewer people watched TV this spring, and network suits are flipping out. Maybe everybody found out that Jack Bauer is a neocon fantasy?
- Sorry ladies—Ty Pennington ain't as perfect as you're always telling us.
- Sammy Hagar need never argue with the Van Halen brothers again, or do anything else for that matter. Yesterday, he sold most of his Cabo Wabo tequila company for...$80 million. That's a lot of shots.
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