News Bits!
- You got lucky, this time, smokers! The House was tired yesterday.
- The CEO of HBO, Chris Albrecht, took the De La Hoya/Mayweather fight into his own hands.
- Now here is a genius business model! Who wouldn't want to take Junior to day care every morning?
- Mix Arkansas and a guy name Jim Bob and you get a family with 17 children. This story brought to you by the letter "J".
- Be a Born Again Virgin again. For a small fee, of course.
- "Of course, we intended for Cocaine energy drink to be a legal alternative the same way that celibacy is an alternative to premarital sex.”
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