News Bits!

It seems, where Pettitte goes, Clemens goes. Roger won't be around to save the Astros-he'll be busy saving the Yankees this season.
Guess we can't blame Global Warming for the gradual decline in Irish Pubs.
In the middle of a transition and confused about which bathroom to use? The Bathroom Liberation Front has created safe2pee.org for you...because these situations can be embarassing.
Mexico City was certainly the place to be this weekend.
If this isn't incentive enough for good hygeine, we don't know what is.
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