Who You Callin' Big-Haired?

Our Craigslist Missed Connections guru is taking a break this week, but one of our readers was kind enough to pass along this, uhh, little treasure. Let's just say this isn't the first time we've come across an anonymous admirer fawning over the Mayor of Rock and Roll:

Mayor Will Wynn and the Gold-digging Hoochie Mamas - w4m - 33
Reply to: pers-322663324@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-01, 8:54PM CDT

Mayor Will Wynn, you are hot. Really, what more can I ask for--a Democrat
with that delicious clean-cut Republican style? In a word, "yum."

Unfortunately, I couldn't get near you at the Downtown premiere because you
were surrounded by big-haired, fake-breast-having hoochie mamas.

Do they share your interest in fitness, global sustainability, and
intelligent entertainment? No, I don't think so. They are only interested in
carat size.

I don't care about your power or money; I'm really just after that cute ass.

Me: B cup, smart, sexy, and funny as hell.

Call me when you're ready for a real woman.

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