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Our Craigslist Missed Connections guru is taking a break this week, but one of our readers was kind enough to pass along this, uhh, little treasure. Let's just say this isn't the first time we've come across an anonymous admirer fawning over the Mayor of Rock and Roll:
Mayor Will Wynn and the Gold-digging Hoochie Mamas - w4m - 33
Reply to: pers-322663324@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-01, 8:54PM CDT
Mayor Will Wynn, you are hot. Really, what more can I ask for--a Democrat
with that delicious clean-cut Republican style? In a word, "yum."Unfortunately, I couldn't get near you at the Downtown premiere because you
were surrounded by big-haired, fake-breast-having hoochie mamas.Do they share your interest in fitness, global sustainability, and
intelligent entertainment? No, I don't think so. They are only interested in
carat size.I don't care about your power or money; I'm really just after that cute ass.
Me: B cup, smart, sexy, and funny as hell.
Call me when you're ready for a real woman.
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I sit in city council meetings and try to send Will telepathic messages to notice me and fall instantly in love.
Anyone interested in starting a I Heart Will fan club?
Isn't he married?
No, totally single, so my fantasies of making out with the mayor against the floor to ceiling windows in that sexy town hall are totally okay
he is a divorced dad though
ooooooh... divorced you say? Watch out for him - he'll seduce you, impregnate you, break your heart, and leave you for a 20 year old big breasted receptionist.