Dirty Found at Alamo Drafthouse

Dear Austin pervs, creeps, voyeurs and general lurkers (we know you're out there—Missed Connections and A Shot in the Dark speak volumes): Tonight is your night!

Jason Bitner and Arthur Jones of Found Magazine will descend upon the Alamo Drafthouse to celebrate the new issue of Dirty Found, the paragon of accidentally found porn. They invite you to "witness all-new pervy PowerPoint festivities, packed with improbably lusty love notes, red-hot fantasy doodles, intimate bedroom photos, and other unclean samples from people's real love lives."

Sounds cheerfully skeevy, right? That's the idea. But don't worry—any nudie pictures on display will be discreetly edited to protect the identities of the freaky. And best of all, you're invited to bring your own submissions to share—a trophy will be awarded for Best Dirty Find in Austin.

So if, say, a trashy doodle of randy wolves or a luridly misspelled mash-note might scar you for life, you should probably stay away. But for those with curious natures, now's your chance to don your filthiest raincoat and commingle with your brethren.

DIRTY FOUND: Live!
Monday, April 30th
Alamo Drafthouse Downtown
7pm, $10, $8.50 Students
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