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Perhaps there is a reason Spain doesn't allow bullfighting under age 16.
We have our own ideas for Barton Springs, including a water-slide and pool-bar with seats in the water. You know like at the resorts in Cancun?
A lesser known symptom of Irritable Bowl Syndrome: shoplifting.
Intel is making some announcements and just running the competition into the ground.
Come on guys, having a gay affair isn't so bad.
The Girl Scouts are totally willing to sue over that cookie money you still owe them.