News Bits!

We want to urinate on tourists, too!
What ever happened to throwing spitballs? Maybe that's just what they call it these days.
Aggressive Evangelicals which is probably redundant are going to try to convert Buddhists during the Dalai Lama's visit to Chicago.
...speaking of Evangelicals...Bible classes could soon be an elective at public schools. We think electives in Voodoo and Wiccan should have similar opportunities.
If you love your animals, you'll cook gourmet meals for them. We love our dog, but we will not tolerate him begging for pate or caviar at the table.
Finally, someone is recognizing that PowerPoint presentations are EVIL.
You can still say that Alabama is truly a disadvantaged state.