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Billy Joe Shaver's next lyrics aren't going to be about losing his wife, or his dog. He'll be singing a tune of self defense on the witness stand.
Drop your dance partner and you could get sued. We suggest you start with trying not to step on her toes.
Keith Richards can't keep anything out of his nose. Including his father.
"Staring at women's breasts is as healthy as an hour spent at the gym." But staring at women's breasts while at the gym....
Today, we have set a new goal for ourselves. And yes, it involves a zamboni.
The mayor of Cincinnati may have just jinxed the baseball team with this one.
LAPD issues something like foam-rubber flashlights.

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