Craigslist: Missed Connections
Howdy folks, we trust that you have recovered? We had planned on getting an early start on this week's Missed Connections, but we were shut down thanks to a mystery informant. Turns out that it was the mascot of one of the largest events in town, the damn Capitol 10K armadillo. Just because we tried to get our friends too drunk to make the race he decided to sick "the man" on us. Well, we freed ourself just in time to bring you the best of last week's Missed Connections...
keep missing you and your monkey - m4w
How hard is it to miss a monkey who lives just around the block from you? You figure his owner would have to let him out from time to time. Everybody knows that monkeys need to run.
It depends on how hot the monkey is, we suppose. Just put out some monkey treats and we're sure it will come running.
To All The People My Two Drunken Friends Pinched on Sat.
If you weren’t wearing green, more then likely they pinched you at some point. I’m truly sorry and embarrassed. * Location: 6th Street
We already told you we were sorry! Geez. Let it go.
Hotties who almost hit me in traffic... - m4w
To the hotties in the silver car that almost hit me, but then made up for it by flashing me *blush* Wish everyday in traffic was that sexy!!! Muah!!! * Location: I-35 Frontage and Dean Keeton
Looks like it's time to head over there and try to get hit!
i gave you anal, you stole my heart - m4w
you... 32/f with the best ass i have ever seen. we went home together after a night at speak easy on friday. you sucked me on the way home, i held back from cumming. we got to my place, you were on your period, so i fucked your ass instead, cumming deep inside. you love anal. you took a cab home... you stole my heart. call me. j * Location: cedar park
We didn't think that sort of thing was allowed in CP?! We hope your heart is returned by ass girl, we can only guess what she's been doing with it.
to the guy who carried me into the bar during hatebreed - w4m
i got clocked in the chin and you carried me out of the pit. i was unconscious. i'm fine now. i just wanted to say thanks. * Location: sxsw-hatebreed pit
Classic SXSW story. Kids go to hot club. Guy drags girl out of mosh pit. Kids fall in love. Louis Black crushes their love with his golden balls. fin
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
