Craigslist: Missed Connections

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Are you ready? It's time to to make those connections folks, SXSW officially kicks into gear this week. Although this week might just be for the geeky hipsters, cool hipsters will have to wait a little longer, it's still time to get started. That being said, since we know you need time to prepare, we're making it short and sweet. So we're busting out the best of last week's Missed Connections one-liners....

you asked me if i knew what a MILF was - m4w

i was so close to saying "you" wow the thoughts that instantly went through my head lol

Perhaps it would have worked. Although we doubt it, it might have been worth a shot.
Oh wait, we're not in an 90's comedy, so it wouldn't have. We stand corrected.

it's true

well aren't we all just a ray of fuckin' sunshine?

We certainly are, so shut the hell up already!
Clarity

Clearly I see very clearly

I feel very horny

We also see that very clearly, thanks to your post. Thanks for clarifying the point, err, so to speak. Good luck with "alll that."

i bet you look really good on the dance floor - m4w

i was the hipster guy begging you with my eyes to join me. you had a choppy bangs and a cute smile i'd like to see more often. was it you? *Location: beauty barrrr

In our effort to spot a running trend, we wanted to point out to you that the BB is the leading contender for Missed Connections of the year. You just described everyone in attendance that night. So, don't be expecting any replies. Or, perhaps that was your plan all along. Only time will tell, we'll have to wait and see...

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.

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Isn't it bad form to refer to yourself as a "hipster"? It's kind of like a pro-basketball player referring to himself in the third person.

It's even worse if the self-described hipster cops a well known Arctic Monkeys song in doing so.

Ah yes...the favorite post of the week. I can't wait for the SXSW ones to show up.

These posts make me want to go to Beauty Bar just for people-watching.

these posts are hilarious because i've seen all this nonsense in action at beauty bar.

more like silly bar.

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