Plano Resident Is Master of Conspicuous Consumption, Animal Kingdom

Things authorities discovered in the home of Bobby Crawford Jr, a Plano resident initially implicated in an unrelated hit-and-run fender bender:

• (1) Monkey
  
• (1) Alligator
  
• (1) Tarantula
  
• (6) Piranhas

According to News8Austin, Crawford also claims to own three other American alligators, named "Godzilla," "Blondie," and "Relentless."

Photo titled "Monkey Baby #3" by Shawn Allen on flickr