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It's THAT time of year folks. Strap on your wristband, ready your liver, and let's party. Oh, and lest we forget, it's almost time for SX connections. Let's all promise each other that we'll just approach anyone we might like, that way we can eliminate missing a connection of our own. Sure it will increase the coyote ugly stories, but those are much better anyway. Until then, we've gathered the best of last week's Missed Connections below...
And then slap you in the face with a wet sock.Maybe that would awaken you to the fact that you need to get with this.
It's getting more and more difficult to concentrate at the office.
It's totally there. You know it. I know it.
And like a jackass I think about it all the time.
I'm willing to be descrete but I'd be proud to shout it to the world.
Still waiting for my re-do.Sweet Jesus, the things I wanna do to you...
As far as we're concerned, nothing wakes us up to "getting with" someone as much as a slap in the face with a wet sock. Let's get IT on.
you did a drive by bite last night at beauty bar never got your name. want to bite me again? * Location: beauty bar
Oh precious Beauty Bar, home of so many connections gone wrong oh so right.
You flicked our kids off - w4m
Hey sorry for the mishap. I turned in front of you. You slowed down and had your turn signal on, sorry I though that meant "Hey I'm turning". Guess not. I am sorry my passenger flicked you off, but I really think you were unnecessarily hostile.
I'm sorry. No I'm not. Yes I am. Which is it? As far as we're concerned, just flip the bird and let the insurance companies sort it out.
Me - Night Elf You - Human Paladin - w4m - 300
You charmed me with your backup healing, and oh so masculine melee skills. My epic kitty cat wants to take your epic horsey for a ride. * Location: Burning Crusade
Nerd Alert. Nerd Alert. Nerd Alert. HaHa. :-) LOL. ROFLMAO. NDIMCTOD!! FRULEZ5T!!! Whoops, sorry, we sunk to their level.
We had a threesome saturday night - m4w - 21
My girlfriend and I spent the whole night trying to get you home, you finally left with us twards the end of the night. I had a really great time, but I have a feeling you aren't really into girls. I would love to meet up with you sometime soon, just the two of us. You are a genuinely cool chick, but I feel like it would be out of line for me to make the first move at this juncture. And I don't have your number.
You're a child Donny, you have no frame of reference. We hate to point it out to you, but this is technically making the first move. The only reason you didn't call her was because you didn't have her number. Good thing your girlfriend gave into this, it should really turn out well for all involved! Ahh, to be stupid again....
sex cop on 7th street.12:56 am
your were flying down 7th st. in your police cruiser.I pulled right out in front of you in my car.you angrily layed on your horn at me.when we were both stopped at the red light at 7th and the access road,you shot me such a dirty look. what you didnt know is that i was jerking off while driving drunk and that sexy bald head and dirty look helped me coat the ceiling of my my car with man stuff. thank you thank you thank you. and thanks to the Hair Farmers,for such a good night of tunes at the Beauty Bar.
Dude. Dude!! Seriously. Damn Beauty Bar strikes again. The crab is getting aroused, shut it down. Shut it down!!
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
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round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
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Missed Connections delivers every time.
Awesome! I'm glad ya like it. Sometimes I wonder if anyone reads. :-)
Oh we read...yes we do. Missed connections and shot in the dark are the best of the worst of the best.
Thumbs up!
Entertaining? Yes. Effective in getting the attention of the woman driving you mad? Sadly no.
I tried! Sorry. Maybe next time try something other than a wet sock! More to the story? spill.