Woodland Restaurant: Old School Retro Without Being All Assy About It

What's the deal with "wartime" and comfort food? Clearly that's a rhetorical question, but look around and you'll see a preponderance of eateries offering retro cuisine - fresh, cold wedge salads, big honkin' messes of macaroni and cheese, peppery thick-cut onion rings and piles of thin pork chops with apple sauce - that hearken back to a mythical time of air-raid drills, movies about large menacing nuke-yu-lar bugs and innuendos about milkmen.
And what's more contextual than comfort food? When it's done right, it's more than just food, it's an extra helping of happy. But when it's not done right, it's almost an insult. Screw up fusion cuisine all you want, who's going to know? Screw up a Sloppy Joe, and you, sir, are an asshole.
Good news, Club De Ville owner Michael Terrazas' newest baby, the casual/classy Woodland Restaurant on South Congress, delivers. It's classic comfort food. We scarfed down southern corn fritters with cayenne cream, and those onion rings from two paragraphs ago were just right, not slimy and unwieldy like some places. The pulled pork Sloppy Joe was sweet and warm and not overpoweringly greasy (thank you very much.) The diners next to us didn't have a lot to say about the fish they were eating, but apparently the meatloaf was "stupid delicious." Well, alright! Stupid and delicious are seriously two of our favorite things.
Like most new restaurants, Woodland isn't without snags (they're still waiting on their liquor license.) They're offering up a Pilsner, a house red and a house white with dinner, but please don't make an ass of yourself on their free booze. Jeez.
While it's a little more relaxed and easier on the wallet than it's neighbors, Vespaio and South Congress Cafe, it's still first-date perfect - dim, a little bit swank, and the admitttedly DIY decor is fun and original.
Oh, also, we hear good things about the cheeseburger from people we trust.
photo by John The Scone on flickr


