News Bits!
- That diapered astronaut homewrecker was under a lot of stress. This is our clinical diagnosis.
- A lady from Dallas tipped an NYC cabbie thirty cents on a $10.70 fare, and he still returned her diamond rings. See, the streets of NY ain't so mean.
- Meanwhile, an NY state senator is proposing a ban on the use of iPods on said streets, after two unfortunate Brooklynites were killed crossing the street while hooked into theirs.
- Don't laugh. High heels really hurt, and we have a wedding to go to this weekend.
- Is Britney a lesbian, into porn and group sex? Hello, the year 2000 called, wants its fantasy back...
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