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Carnival seems to have caused no lack of missed connections. Most of them seem to have involved anonymous groping, although they still seem to have been missed, we suppose it's the sign of a good party. And now, for your viewing pleasure, we've compiled the best of last week's Missed Connections...
There you were on the shitter- at 7-11 - m4w
We shared a long pause, faces surprised, then oh that smell, anyhow you were really cute... you should lock the door when you are taking a dump. If you liked me please send me an email
If your options are so limited that you're actually tying to pick up a chick that you met on the shitter, well, then we need to talk. Seriously. No, SERIOUSLY!
you're blond and cute. you danced behind me in the conga line. you did you know what and then couldn't stay. you should know who I am. * Location: carnaval
Perhaps they don't know who you are. That's kind of the point of anonymous groping, or so we've heard.
Fornication Under Consent of the King - w4m
You were so wasted, you probably don't remember me. You couldn't get over how white my teeth are. I swear I didn't get them whitened at the dentist!! We both like innuendo, but didn't know how to spell it. You passed out on the chair before I could say goodbye. Even before you were completely wasted, I thought you were super cute and very cool. :-) Email me * Location: Arboretumish
We hope that the fornication was before he passed out. And just so you know, the King always gives his consent. Hail to the king baby.
unsaid.
Amen.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
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