News Bits!

Like everyone in the world but the U.S. has recognized for a while, global warming causes the new Katrina-caliber hurricanes.
Today, disconsolate producers at Dateline find that their war on predators has missed the Taliban of pedophiles.
Not saving any money? Don't worry, nobody else is either.
Al Franken is maybe/probably running for Senate in Minnesota.
Not to be gross, but: Harry Potter. Naked.