
- Like everyone in the world but the U.S. has recognized for a while, global warming causes the new Katrina-caliber hurricanes.
- Today, disconsolate producers at Dateline find that their war on predators has missed the Taliban of pedophiles.
- Not saving any money? Don't worry, nobody else is either.
- Al Franken is maybe/probably running for Senate in Minnesota.
- Not to be gross, but: Harry Potter. Naked.



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