Craigslist: Missed Connections
In case you haven't had a chance to look at your calendar, January is almost over. Christmas is a distant memory, SXSW is almost upon us, and the year is already in full swing. If you haven't had time to look on your own, let us help by sharing the best of last week's Missed Connections...
If you have the video of pterodactyl porn, please send it to us. We need it... BAD!
You don't have to tell us. Dinosaurs are wicked hot. The problem with Pterodactyl porn is that you tend to get into the Pterodactyl escorts, and those fossils are very pointy. Finding good dinoporn these days just ain't what it used to be.
You ran 2 red lights, cut someone off, and drive at least 10mph over the speed limit everywhere you go. Don't think you go unnoticed in that cheap ass mercedes of yours. DRIVING IS A PRIVILEGE, NOT A RIGHT.
When did we start using this forum to attack former adult models turned real estate agents? What? She's the only one in Austin? Oh, well, that's the problem. Forget Keep Austin Weird, it's now Keep Austin Full of Ex Adult Models and Film Stars. Rolls right off the tongue. And don't you know, hot chicks don't have to obey traffic laws. Duh.
Friends, fine. Benefits, maybe not. - m4w - 19
No offense to you, but I don't think I want to be fuck buddies anymore. I just can't get into the whole fucking without a relationship thing, and I don't really want a relationship with you either. Maybe it's because I'm not a very shallow person. Sorry. It's just kind of degrading to think that all you see in me is a massive penis. I've got self respect. And a large right hand that does just fine.
Seriously? That doesn't sound like any 19 year old we've ever known. Perhaps they meant 49. And don't talk yourself up too much. For all you know, all she sees in you is a small penis. That's even more degrading. Just keep telling yourself that it's the motion of the ocean.
hey! WhiteSuperman! i saw you at Polvos last nite too! cool! - w4m
thanks for the beers! will see you at first thursday? nice car but who were the babes?
Why does it have to be a white superman? Can't he just be a Superman? If he's buying drinks he's obviously super. Why the babes?! Duh, he's superman baby. Why is he at Polvos? Rita's obviously, but why else? We're so confused. Fill us in, will ya?!
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
