Austinist: Breaking: Poison No Longer Headlining (as cause of bird deaths)

kenneth

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:51:30 -0600

If it wasn't Poison who killed those birds, then it must have been dIRTy WoRMz.

JUBCHA

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:45:09 -0600

I KNEW IT WAS SAFE TO COOK SOME OF THEM UP FOR DINNER AND BREAKFAST. MAN, I'M HUNGRY AND DEPRESSED.

adamr

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:37:49 -0600

I noticed that during the Austin Ice-Capades 07 the birds I saw were sporting a heartier plumage. Some more possible options as to the bird deaths: Maybe the dead birds were molting slackers. Maybe A&M scientists were actually just "taste" testing the birds. Maybe, uh, Osama Bin Laden? GRACKLE POX!

Tarvin

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:29:50 -0600

Mike, Maybe the birds already weakened by parasites have already died? Or flown south for the winter?

M1EK

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 12:09:35 -0600

I too find the TAMU explanation bullshit. As PinkDome noted earlier today, we just had a much worse and much quicker cold snap, and yet no huge batch of dead birds showed up. TAMU just pulled this out their ass because they just couldn't figure out for real why the birds died, I'm betting.

adamr

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:17:06 -0600

...and then there was Cannibal Corpse.

Tom

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:11:44 -0600

I remember when that album cover was 'banned' in some stores for being too controversial. Those were the days.