News Bits!

The Bush Admin. will need a warrant with that wiretap now. Finally.
Colbert on "The O'Reilly Factor" tonight, and us with no TV. We'll be over at 7, 'mkay?
For maybe the first time, more American women are living without a man than with one. The NYT celebrates the occasion by photographing a woman with her cat. Why not put her in front of her spinning wheel and be done with it?
Next up: New narky MySpace takes your mom into your room, shows her where your diary's hid, helpfully points out key passages on potsmoking and sex.
La Lohan checks into rehab after a night spent passed out in a hotel hallway.