Craigslist: Missed Connections

And we're back!!!! Hope you had a very happy holiday season and a very drunken good New Year's eve, we know that we did. Spec's made it a very happy evening, and we've been recovering ever since. We've barely had any time to for any excitement, but we managed to round up the best of last week's Missed Connections just for you...

Didn't We have English Together at [fill in college name here] - m4w

Hey, were we not in English together in College? I know I know you that must have been it.

Well since we have a connection, why don't I buy you a drink. If all goes well, then we might be able to head back to my place and just fuck.

How many times have we told you not to steal our lines?! We have to admit that it doesn't really work that well, we've got the slap mark to prove it. Good luck with it, and watch for a left hook.

To the HUNG John at First Night - w4m

To the guy who dropped his pants at First Night: My husband found your huge organ offensive. I found it quite appealing. Be careful with that thing, you could poke someone's eye out. Thank's for bringing a tingle to my new year.

See. We knew it would be totally worth it to flash our junk at First Night. No booze be damned. We went to college, we know how to get loaded before an event. APD be damned. It was totally worth it.