News Bits!
- The first Muslim congressman is going to be sworn in using Thomas Jefferson's Quran. God bless America.
- 2007 will be the hottest year yet. Pet them polar bears goodbye.
- Stop making fun of grad students. Education keeps you young.
- A bunch of Whitney Houston's stuff is going to be auctioned off to pay her bills. Unless this is an elaborate CIA plot to entice Osama bin Laden to show up to bid on her see-through piano...
- O.C. fans, bid your final farewells.
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