Craigslist: Missed Connection

Now that we've finished checking out our stockings, we thought that we'd troll for a holiday Missed Connection. Nothing exciting but we did run across one sad story from very early this morning. Let's hope that most people had a more uneventful Christmas Eve....

Hey Fat Boy! Get Off the Roof!!!

Now that I'm up and can't go back to bed I thought I'd see if anyone else had any B&E attempts this evening. I had just settled into bed when I hard some rustling on the roof. If it hadn't been for the moon I wouldn't have even been able to see anything. Some fat guy on the roof yelling at some animals. What's up with that?! Geez, it's Christmas and I can't even get a decent nights sleep? What's with the getup anyway? That suit has to be hot, even at 40 degrees. I would have thought it was Leslie but there was way too much clothing. Leave my chimney alone and get back to wherever it is you came from. To all a goodnight indeed.

ps. You owe me three cookies and half a glass of milk tubby.

That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.