Just Keep Beating

We’d never asperse someone just because he's rich and famous. Or just because he likes to go shirtless at all times and do push-ups on the beach in Malibu. Or just because he's an actor who seems to think he has an authoritative opinion about baseball. Or just because he appears in the Monday Night Football booth to promote his new film and attempts to sound like a West Texas Buddha. We wouldn’t do that. That’s not how we roll. We leave that kinda thing to the folks over at The Family Guy.

That doesn’t mean we didn’t blow yerba mate all over our bongos when we saw Matt Damon on Letterman last week taking the piss out of part-time Austin resident and Longhorn SuperFan #1 Matthew McConaughey, whom we can only assume wanted desperately to be a part of the Oceans series. Alright, alright, alright.