News Bits!
- Send Sen. Tim Johnson a get-well-soon card, because he better.
- Search far and wide though you may, you will never find a better headline than this one.
- Think Michael Crichton might notta been quite right about climate change being invented by liberals? Then you must also prey on small children. Is only logic.
- Seven million dollars worth of quality British investigation sez Diana died in a car crash, not because alien beings ambushed her limo as phase 1 of their world takeover.
- "Girls Gone Wild"'s Joe Francis avoids jail time for exploiting underage drunks, but we'd still never do him.
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