
- Send Sen. Tim Johnson a get-well-soon card, because he better.
- Search far and wide though you may, you will never find a better headline than this one.
- Think Michael Crichton might notta been quite right about climate change being invented by liberals? Then you must also prey on small children. Is only logic.
- Seven million dollars worth of quality British investigation sez Diana died in a car crash, not because alien beings ambushed her limo as phase 1 of their world takeover.
- "Girls Gone Wild"'s Joe Francis avoids jail time for exploiting underage drunks, but we'd still never do him.



HOLY CRAP! That crichton story is kuhrazy. and probably criminal.
Perhaps we can combine two stories here and figure out a way for the world's tallest man to provide a suitable karmic retribution to Crichton...