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  • Did you know this Congress had been accustomed to a Tuesday-Thursday work "week"? Explains a lot, doesn't it?

  • Mary Cheney is pregnant. Still gay. But pregnant. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  • Greenpeace says Dell is more enviro-friendly than Apple. Still not hip, though.

  • A bunch of people in the Northeast have gotten the e-col from eating at Taco Bell. Because of the green onions, that is.

  • Child welfare workers, concerned over Britney's lack of underpants, seek a meeting. And where were they in 1989?

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By rebeccaonion in on December 7, 2006 9:29 AM 0 Comments

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  • Mary Cheney

    Yep. I'm pregnant. Still gay.



    And Still SINGLE b/c I am not allowed to Get Married.



    THANKS DAD!

  • Stew

    What's amazing about this is that Congress worked so little yet caused so much damage. I would prefer Congress to work as little as possible, but not if this is the result. At the rate we have been going, everything will be illegal by 2050.

  • Anon

    I think I read somewhere that during the Bush era Congress worked and average of 105 days per year or something like that. Pretty sad. What's even worse are the people who voted them in.

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