Craigslist: Missed Connections
Tired of sifting through all of those Missed Connections just to find out that there is no one looking for you? No problem, that's what we're here for, we've got plenty of free time to help you out. Keep reading to check out the best of last week's Missed Connections...
i helped u find the metamucil at little heb - w4w
it was wednesday the 22nd and you were shopping, yet again, at the little heb. you asked me if i knew where the metamucil was and i told you i'm not sure but i'll help you find it and i did. you then asked me if it was busy (because of the thanksgiving holiday) and i told you it was steady. i would've stayed to talk more, but i had to finish my job and others were asking me where things were. but, maybe we can get together and have some coffee? i really want to get to know you, you seem like a really cool person. and you are cute too. :)
Don't you think that she had already tried coffee? Come on, it's home remedy number one. So to speak. No need to rub it in. Unless you're offering a fiber latte, then it's a definite maybe.
You: hearing. Me: woman. I last saw you at, I believe, the Blanton show. I knew you were beginning to not need me anymore, as you grew more and more detatched on the right side. However, I never knew it would be quite like this, and that you would leave me in an art museum. Give a girl some final warning before half of you just decides to bail! I know, I should have heeded your slight warning signs as I came home from concert after concert, having battered you with my love for amps. Your gradual resignation was replaced by overwhelming ringing, and now, ringing aside, my ears feel empty. Heartbroken. Lost without you. Please come back to me. You know I love and miss you. I promise to treat you better. Please tell me this is just allergies and not a permanent separation. If anyone has seen my Hearing please return her to me. I miss her very much. This cotton-fiend that has come in her stead simply cannot replace her. * Location: Live Music Venues in Austin
What did you say?! You're going to have to speak up a bit. This is a shared malady for sure. Perhaps we can get a group discount on hearing aids in a few years.
I was watching CSI last week and I realized that I owed you an apology. But in my own defense, I didn't know who you were. I remember it so well, 5 years ago....it was 3am and you came into the hotel that I was working at. At first, I didn't really pay you much attention, I had work to do...phones to answer... checkout invoices to prepare. Then, you came and asked me for a pen & paper. I gave them to you, then you asked for an envelope, I gave it to you. Finally, I asked what room you were in and you said "Oh, I'm not staying here". You sat back down, lost in your little world - listening to your MP3 player and taking notes. Well, that wouldn't do. In a hotel of this caliber and quality...not to mention the rich people who would totally bitch about seeing someone like you in the lobby... well, I had to do something (letting someone loiter in the lobby was totally against "the rules"). I asked security to speak to you, after they did...you came back to the front desk and said some crazy stuff to me - talking about how rich you were and who you were going to meet later. I thought you were fucking NUTS and you totally freaked me out. So, thinking you were like a total weirdo - some homeless guy looking for a place to crash, I had security throw you out. But after watching CSI, now I know and it will haunt me forever... everytime I hear that theme song, I'll hear your voice pleading with me to believe you, as security tossed you out..."But baby, don't you know who I am??? I'm Roger Daltry!!! The WHO, baby! THE WHOOOOO!!!" OMG...I am so sorry. I was freaked out by a rock star.
We wouldn't call him a rock "star," but if that's the way you want to go. We guess we're just too young. The best "star" eviction story we've got is the time we tossed Leslie off the bumper of our car. We dare to dream though.
You totally busted me goobin out - m4w
What can I say? I keep an electric air guitar and a full air trap set in the front seat at all times. You sure are cute but I really don't think it can work between us now that you've seen me at my most awesome - the bar is set too high and I could only disappoint you. Plus the laughing and pointing didn't help. Hope you have as much fun today as I had this morning. Sincerely - The Semi-Delusional Quasi-Rockstar in the Black Explorer * Location: 183 & Duval Stoplight
At least you weren't practicing your Guitar Hero moves, then you'd be a real loser. Just saying is all.
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
