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Today, we have reason to celebrate. Wal-Mart reported a decline in sales.
The grand state of Maine is dragging their feet. We bet Santa's Butt is tasty.
Now might be a good time to stop having cyber-sex at work. Your boss is now required to track your emails, instant messages and electronic documents.
Similar to bike helmets, seat belts might actually cause accidents.
Have sex with horse, have a movie made about you. Hopefully, no horsies were harmed.
A woman is cited for improper lane usage after she killed a cyclist while driving while downloading ringtones to her cell phone.

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By Jessica Thornton in News on December 1, 2006 9:59 AM 0 Comments

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So an access tv producer steals like 200K and gets 7 years in jail and a teenager kills a cyclist cuase she'd downloading ringtones, and she gets 6 months? i know these things happened in different sttes, but WTF?