November 30, 2006
News Bits!
- The Supreme Court takes up its first climate change case. Dedicate your yoga practices to swing voter Anthony Kennedy.
- Need more evidence that the post-Google YouTube has jumped the shark? Cops are on there now.
- Wal-Mart's sales fell in November for the first time in a decade. That capitalism, she's a fickle mistress.
- One in every 32 American adults were under law enforcement control (jail, probation, parole) last year. That's a record. Go team!
- Danny DeVito goes on "The View" totally sloshed, pisses Baba Wawa off; it's all Clooney's fault.
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DeVito is my newest favorite person. (Still) drunk while on The View? Well, shit yeah! Is there any other way?
Hey, Onion, I hear "yoga = gym + church."
heady