Ding Dong, It's a Christmas Song!

Every year we need to find a new Christmas anthem. You know, a tune that symbolizes THIS year’s seasonal spirit. Last year, it was that absolutely awful “Please Let Me Have These Christmas Shoes For My Cancerous Mom” song. Well, this year, it’s GUNTHER and his lovingly video'd Ding Dong, It’s a Christmas Song. It’s unbelievably awesome! And Gunther is quite possibly the best Borat of all Borats. Ridiculousness.

It starts out appropriate enough for the season of giving. Some hooker-types hanging around some mulleted dickhead with a pencil-thin molestache, kickin' it by a Christmas tree or whatever. Then the whole thing just devolves, and spirals wonderfully down into some weird-ass orgy with dancing shirtless midgets. Seriously. It's unbelievably FESTIVE! And it doesn’t matter whether you think it’s stupid cheese or not, because it’s simple proof that those silly Europeans have the right idea about Christmas spirit. Their holiday math is brilliant science:

(hookers + gold crap + weird hair) * nude midgets = A Christmas worth celebrating!

Suck on that Pat Roberts.