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Cosmo Kramer is very sorry for being a washed up actor with no idea about how to handle a rambunctious stand-up audience. Oh, and he's not a racist.
The supernannies are coming! The supernannies are coming!
Coach Mack Brown has given Colt McCoy the green light to play this Friday against the Aggies.
Peter Jackson will not be directing the movie based on J.R.R. Tolkien’s novel “The Hobbit” or a planned prequel to “The Lord of the Rings.” What prequel? Could the prequel be about the tragic story of Durin?
We are happy to inform you that O.J. will not be making any profit off of the murder of his wife.
What the hell is going on in Russia?

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