Craigslist: Missed Connections

We pondered all day today on the subject of Missed Connections. Where are they this week, who spends this much time writing about Lost, and why were we so amused? We were concerned about the feeling that we couldn't bring the "A" game to which you were all accustomed. We then realized that other people's focus on impending turkey meals could be your gain. So we bring you the best of last week's Missed Connections one-liners....

Decide on the frigin candy already. - m4w

You're such a kid.
* Location: seven eleven

Shut up! No I AM NOT! I want Nerds AND Pop Rocks. Why CAN'T I have both of them. You're so unfair.

Lovely burrito at changos

Sorry I ate you. You will be missed.

Adios Muchacho. Vaya Con Dios.

Quit following me.

Seriously.

Due to our court mandated counseling we can now say that stalking is not cool. Don't stalk people, unless you want to stalk us. That's totally cool, as long as there is no stabbing.