Craigslist: Missed Connections
We pondered all day today on the subject of Missed Connections. Where are they this week, who spends this much time writing about Lost, and why were we so amused? We were concerned about the feeling that we couldn't bring the "A" game to which you were all accustomed. We then realized that other people's focus on impending turkey meals could be your gain. So we bring you the best of last week's Missed Connections one-liners....
Decide on the frigin candy already. - m4w
You're such a kid.
* Location: seven eleven
Shut up! No I AM NOT! I want Nerds AND Pop Rocks. Why CAN'T I have both of them. You're so unfair.
Sorry I ate you. You will be missed.
Adios Muchacho. Vaya Con Dios.
Seriously.
Due to our court mandated counseling we can now say that stalking is not cool. Don't stalk people, unless you want to stalk us. That's totally cool, as long as there is no stabbing.
has anyone seen that girl that works at amy's on 6th. she's really hot and usually works at night... * Location: amy's 6th and lamar
Seriously. What are you talking about? They're all really hot. You're going to have to be way more specific. Do you mean the one with the tattoo, piercing, and wearing a hat. Oh wait, once again...
That's it for this week. If we missed any of your favorites
just post them for us all to view. We'll be back next week with a new
round up. Until then, may you find Peace, Love and
Connections.
