News Bits!
- We always said MySpace is for killers.
- Elton John as Prime Minister? Don't even go there.
- People just don't appreciate head like they used to.
- Canadian Professors can toke it up on campus. We never even asked.
- We
were going towish we could have had sex at 2:16 yawwwnnnnnn. - Altering Catholic guidlines seems to be all about the language. Bishops are attempting to say "gay" without saying "gay".
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