Political Tidbits and Alien Invasions

- GOP members believe Rummy's resignation was a move to protect the White House.
- We always knew Bush loved Democrats.
- A key Republican has joined the Democrats in their opposition to John Bolton's nomination as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.
- There are still 8 seats in the House of Representatives awaiting a final outcome from this week's election bonanza.
- Bush is scheduled to meet with members of a blue-ribbon commission in an attempt to devise a new course for the war in Iraq. NOTE: We're not sure if this is the same group responsible for blue-ribbon sausage.
- Before you get too comfy with the new direction of our country, you should know that
terroristsaliens could attack at any moment!
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