Political Tidbits and Alien Invasions

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  • GOP members believe Rummy's resignation was a move to protect the White House.

  • We always knew Bush loved Democrats.

  • A key Republican has joined the Democrats in their opposition to John Bolton's nomination as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations.

  • There are still 8 seats in the House of Representatives awaiting a final outcome from this week's election bonanza.

  • Bush is scheduled to meet with members of a blue-ribbon commission in an attempt to devise a new course for the war in Iraq. NOTE: We're not sure if this is the same group responsible for blue-ribbon sausage.

  • Before you get too comfy with the new direction of our country, you should know that terrorists aliens could attack at any moment!

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