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In the mood for a vacation with some enhanced procreation? It isn't Vegas...
Plastic trash in the Pacific just might affect the taste of that Nigiri.
Next summer's unlikely blockbuster: Monkeys on a Boat.
U might be Hauling your crap off the highway if you use a particular rented truck.
Some people just want a dumb phone.
Before you go out and buy that special edition Monster Manual, you should know that Dungeons and Dragons is not good for your health, or that of your ~~guild~~ ~~characters~~ peers.
We're pretty sure that cookies are going to be included on the list of highly nutritional foods in 2031...so it's totally cool if we indulge now.

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By Jessica Thornton in News on November 6, 2006 12:50 PM 0 Comments

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Bre

A swirling plastic vortex that can grow to be the size of Texas? People, that's crazy. I mean, CRAZY. Just think about that. It's the stuff of nightmares.

Tim

Man they're really dreaming on that nutritional survey aren't they? I would predict potato chips infused with vitamins to specifically match your genetic traits, broccoli that has been genetically modified to taste like potatoes, and french fries with zero digestible content. I also think their 40% vegetarians trend is laughable. Are they predicting that because amazing future trends in faux-meat? Or are we somehow going to completely change our culture in the intervening years?