This is for Fridays Glorious Moviefilms!

I thank yous for your comings here to Austinist! Very happy you stay! You read more to learning of glorious moviefilms for offerings!

*Borat
There's something for everyone in this film. Unless you're actually a homophobic, misogynist anti-Semite, in which case you might be someone in this film.

Driving Lessons
Yes, it's true: Ron Weasley Rupert Grint is stepping out of his comfort zone and doing some "acting." Listen, Rupie, call us when you're appearing naked on stage. That's real acting, friend.

*Flushed Away
Ohhh, mice in a toilet. Always good for the children.

Old Joy
From Austin360: "Two longtime friends come to grips with their changing lives when they reunite for a weekend camping trip in Oregon." Does that sound boring to you? Because it sounds totally boring to us. Now, if you throw in an angry bear, or maybe a deranged killer who has escaped from a maximum security prison through a series of intricate frauds and grisly murders, we might be interested.

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
Apparently there is no escape from Tim Allen. We think Tim Allen needs an escape clause in his film contracts. Instead of an escape clause, we should get an escape hatch. Maybe you skip this one, eh?

*13 (Tzameti)
Apparently the French are really good at creating le tension. We wonder why that is.

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