- Oh no. Ohio. Again.
- In Tokyo, people pay to hang out in houses filled with cats. (Real cats, not Sanrio ones.)
- A crooked sports agent (think Jerry Maguire, before he met the girl with the annoying kid) is charged with smuggling potential Cuban ballplayers into the US on go-fast boats. (It's an interesting story, but mostly we just wanted to have the chance to drop "go-fast boats" into a sentence. Try it! Addictive.)
- Gmail , that relentless colonizer, comes to cell phones.
- Kazahkstanis won't get to see Borat in the theatre. Neither will we, this weekend— so that's one thing we all have in common.




Kazakhs. Not to be confused with Cossacks.
alamo lakecreek is getting borat this friday opening day! peep that shit.